The Way Of The Radical Puppet

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By: D. Kennedy

It looks like we’re going to need a translator for sleepy Joe for round 2 of the debates. With everyone playing the “Blame Trump” game, ongoing riots, a pandemic, and everything else, it’s easy to forget that Joe Biden is still running for president. The strategy of keeping him locked up in the basement while President Trump actively campaigns has been quite successful. It allows him to stay out of the public eye and handpick his own questions when sharing campaign videos on Twitter.

Despite the Biden campaign’s “best efforts,” it’s nearly impossible to decipher what the former VP is saying half the time. His brain is looking to hit a hard reset and it shows. 

In recent videos, Biden mumbles and forgets what he’s saying every few seconds, then eventually falls back on the same excuse that he’s “taking too much time.” He’s used that line several times during primary debates when he’d lose his train of thought. It’s a surprise he talked as much as he did in the first round of presidential debates.

Biden can barely remain lucid in a ten-minute scripted video, so the fact that he is reading from a teleprompter and still screwing up says a lot. The liberal mobs will be lowering the expectations on the second debate performances like no other. Mainstream media networks have already said his pressers have been “mostly fine.” Yeah, “mostly fine” if that means long and gaping pauses are normal or dragging out your sentences on the level of someone dosed with sleeping pills. But even then, he had a specific list of reporters to call on and obviously knew all of the questions being asked. This isn’t the first time he’s mistakenly admitted that too. 

Biden also uses the term “woke” to proclaim that the working class is now “woked.” As if that word or the fumbling isn’t bad enough, people are now using the video on Twitter to add their own commentary. One of his videos was captioned “When you want to go out for midnight munchies, but you’re too drunk to explain it to your buddies,” along with Biden’s ongoing mumbling. His campaign must be terrified of what’s to happen when President Trump crosses him with rhetorical jabs in the next round of debates. Does Biden have the ability to think and respond quickly enough? In a coherent way? These questions are buzzing around media outlets pushing him not to debate at all. 

This guy is not prepared to be President. He’s repeating Sander’s talking points and serving as a puppet on strings for the radicals around him. If the man can’t even get through a 32-second video without losing his place, is he really in a position to lead America?